Opossums

I'm not sure if you can read this, so I'll write the words below, but I"ve gotta tell ya, a friend sent me this card and maybe it was giddiness from being hungry, but I thought it was the funniest thing I've seen in ages!

When confronted by an aggressor, opossums will lie motionless and appear dead until the danger passes.

Her: "...so my mother will be staying with us for the week and...oh for crying out loud Clarence! Stop that!!"