Oilaphobic

Oilaphobic. Fear of people thinking you have oil stains on your driveway.

Steven just saw the picture below and was horrified that people might think those marks on the driveway are oil stains. They are, in fact, water spots from the truck that he just moved that had water on the running boards from yesterdays rain.

For those of you who do not know...he has a fear of marks on the driveway...one might say it's a "problem"...ask anyone who has ever parked in our driveway and left a drip or drop of oil. It's a sad thing to see a grown man rubbing the driveway frantically with a cloth soaked in gas...or maybe it's just funny!

Coral knows...now that she drives a Toyota 4Runner she has been formally invited to park in the driveway....prior to that she was banished to the far curb. It's an exclusive club....